Is your cat spending too much time on the internet? 🙀 Do you know what they're really doing when they're "hunting" under the bed?
The world is a dangerous place. From online predators to the secret threat of feline satanism, your cat’s nine lives are under siege! 🛡️
Don't wait until it's too late. It’s time for "The Talk." 💬
Expert Advice for Absurd Times: Written in an easy-to-follow Q&A format, this guide tackles the questions you’ve been too afraid to ask.
Comprehensive Coverage: From gun safety and drug abstinence to the dangers of the internet and satanism—no stone is left unturned. 🙅♂️🔮
The Perfect Conversation Starter: This isn't just a book; it's a piece of art for your coffee table that will have every guest howling with laughter.
Premium Quality: 144 pages of "expurrt" advice, featuring hilarious illustrations and patriotic themes.
📖Why Every "Cat Mom" & "Cat Dad" Needs This Book:
Presented by the American Association of Patriots, this satirical handbook is written in an easy-to-follow Q&A format. It tackles the tough conversations you’ve been avoiding with your pet, including:
Firearm Safety: What is the right age to teach your kitten about trigger discipline? 🔫
The Internet Abyss: Why is your cat looking at memes when they should be playing with yarn? 💻
Abstinence & Morality: Helping your cat navigate the pressures of modern "alleyway" culture. 😇
Post-Apocalyptic Survival: Is your cat ready to lead the colony when society crumbles? 🏚️
Whether it’s for a birthday, a holiday gift exchange, or just to surprise a fellow cat parent, this book is guaranteed to be the highlight of the day. It’s witty, satirical, and frighteningly "relatable."
Format: High-quality Paperback
Pages: 144 pages of pure entertainment
Dimensions: 8.2" x 5.4" (Perfect for bookshelves or coffee tables)
Vibe: 100% Satirical, 100% Patriotic, 100% Hilarious.
